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A step by step guide for your dog

October 15th, 2008

Is your dog peeing in the wrong place at the wrong time? Is he barking way too much? Is he practically chewing everything in plain site? Does he have an aggressive behavior? Is he jumping on guests? Is it difficult to tie him on a leash? Is he generally disobedient? I can go on and on. That is indeed a behavior problem glaring down at you.For $37.77, you will be able to learn everything regarding dog training. This is written in plain English. And anyone who knows how to read will be able to browse through.You will learn a lot and when I say a lot, I mean a LOT. From basic potty training to advanced tricks, your do will be able to grasp it. If you are an enthusiast, $37.77 is a very, very cheap way to train your dogs and you can do this yourself in as little as 24 hours!

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The dog named Sex joke

October 15th, 2008

Every body who has a dog calls him Rover or Boy. I call mine Sex. He’s a great pal, but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment.

When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex. He said, “I’d like one, too!” Then I said, “But this is a dog.” He said he didn’t care what she looked like. Then I said, “You don’t understand. I’ve had Sex since I was 9 years old.” He winked and said, “You must have been quite a kid.”

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and a special room for Sex.

He said, ” You don’t need a special room. As long as you pay your bill we don’t care what you do.” I said, “Look, you don’t seem to understand. Sex keeps me awake at night.” The clerk said, “Funny—I have the same problem.”

One day, I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking disappointed. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest.

He told me I should have sold my own tickets. “But you don’t understand,” I said, “I had hoped to have Sex on TV.” He said, “Now that cable is all over the place, it’s no big deal any more.”

When my wife and I separated we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, “Your Honour, I had Sex before I was married.” The Judge said, “This courtroom isn’t a confessional. Stick to the case, please.”

Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said that’s not unusual. It happens to a lot of people.

Last night, Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked, “What are you doing in this alley at 4 o’clock in the morning?” I told him that I was looking for Sex. My case comes up Friday.

*Source: http://www.caninecapers.com/Humor/Quips/month7.html


All about your dog

October 14th, 2008

Dog’s are such complex pets. Because of their complexity, they also brought in a lot of behavior issues. Like humans, they also have separation anxiety, jealousy and a lot more. If you do not know how to deal with this, you might end up having a an annoying dog or a very aggressive one.

Here’s your ULTIMATE solution - $37.00 worth. You just have to pay for the e-book, download it and be the best pet owner in your neighborhood. The book will teach you the ways on how you can deal with the behavior problems of your dog. On top of that, they are giving away free e-books that will teach you how to effectively instruct your dogs to perform tricks and a lot more! Instead of enrolling your dog in a dog university of some sort, this is a lot cheaper right? If it does not work in 60 days, your money is back! No questions asked.

So take the chance now and reduce the risk of paying hospital bills for the mailman who just got mugged by your dog. Click here to purchase the item!


Dog’s teeth

October 14th, 2008

A dog’s teeth will need regular dental care like humans do. This is because the buildup of tartar can cause inflamed swollen gums and secondary infection that may lead to searious diseases. Dogs that are around 1-3 years old need their teeth brushed at least once a week. Those who are over 3 years old need their teeth brushed at least 3 times a week.

Never use human toothbrush on your dog. Use the ones that are specially designed for dogs so that it can reach the back of their teeth. Also, never use human toothpaste. Use one that is made for dogs only.

There are also specially designed dental cleaning pads that can be wiped over the surface of your dog’s teeth. The enzymes on the pad will do all the cleaning.


Tricks and a lot more!

October 13th, 2008

Dog’s are such complex pets. Because of their complexity, they also brought in a lot of behavior issues. Like humans, they also have separation anxiety, jealousy and a lot more. If you do not know how to deal with this, you might end up having a an annoying dog or a very aggressive one.

Here’s your ULTIMATE solution - $37.00 worth. You just have to pay for the e-book, download it and be the best pet owner in your neighborhood. The book will teach you the ways on how you can deal with the behavior problems of your dog. On top of that, they are giving away free e-books that will teach you how to effectively instruct your dogs to perform tricks and a lot more! Instead of enrolling your dog in a dog university of some sort, this is a lot cheaper right? If it does not work in 60 days, your money is back! No questions asked.

So take the chance now and reduce the risk of paying hospital bills for the mailman who just got mugged by your dog. Click here to purchase the item!


Playing tug of war

October 13th, 2008

Little dogs love to explore the world with their mouths. It is never to early to teach your pup bite inhibition. Why not play tug of war? It will teach your pup self control and deference skills.

The game itself will teach your dog the following:

1. Appropriate outlet for his “Prey” drive.
2. Teaches the dog to release a prized object when he is revved up.
3. Teaches bite inhibition because the game will end if the dog accidentally bites your hand.
4. It will be a great exercise for him.


Great food for a healthy life

October 10th, 2008

It’s a rule. Humans live a healthy life if they exercise right and eat healthy food. The same goes for canines. They need good nutrition. Commercial products are not enough to provide the nutrients that they need.

Not all dog lovers know that they can make their own dog foods and produce a result that is very significant.

All it takes is $29.95 and you will be able to discover healthy recipes for young and old dogs alike, learn the natural recipe to keep flea away, make gourmet biscuits, make treats when they do their tricks and a whole lot more! All that for just $29.95! But wait, there’s more! If you think that it didn’t work in 60 days, it is absolutely FREE!

What are you waiting for? Take this once in a lifetime opportunity now and find out what we mean by “healthy dog food”. Click here to purchase the e-book now!


A “GOLDEN” GOOD-BYE

October 10th, 2008

To our Golden Retriever, Shockoe

I sit and try to write the words, I want your heart to hear.
Hoping to find some comfort, in the fact that your not here.
I look out into the open field, that you once occupied,
Knowing now that field is empty, because my love, you’ve died.
I do believe with all my heart, that your soul has gone to be,
With all the other angel dogs, that you were meant to see.
We will have to stay behind, until God calls us too,
So do not be afraid, that he’s only called for you.
The water is still, in the pond that you played,
And your bed is so empty, where your pretty head laid.
Our bed is to empty, where you once laid between,
the two people who LOVED you and now only dream,
That one day our eyes will shut one last time,
and you will come greet us, angel of mine.
Until then, I’ll keep trying to see through my tears,
with memories you left us, to reflect through the years.
We’ll never forget one minute we spent,
of loving and laughing, of places we went.
And I dread the day that your scent disappears,
for it’s “proof” to me, Shockie, that you were just here!
But one day will come, when we’ll start to see through,
the pain of the moment, and remember just “you”.
Now you go and play, and look down when you can,
remembering we love you, and this isn’t the end.

-Holly W. Gray, Shockie’s mommy


A guide to your dog’s nutrition

October 9th, 2008

The secret to a healthy dog is not just exercise and a good bath. The real secret is the food that they eat. You may be contented with the commercial products that you bought but are they really safe for your dog? Probably not.

How will you learn about the really good food to give your dog? You have to read The Complete Guide to your Dog’s Nutrition. It contains everything that you have to know about the food that you are giving your dog. For just $47, you will also get free 7 bonuses worth over $100! And not just that, it’s a money back guarantee!

This is an offer that comes once in a lifetime. Take advantage and see the wonders that it can do for your dog. Click here to purchase the item!


Bathing a toy dog

October 9th, 2008

I love playing with my dog. People basically call a playful dog - a toy dog. I have one, a shih-tzu. I call her Jessie. She plays around most of the time and kept on jumping and licking people’s faces. It was in her nature as a toy dog I guess. Problem is, I can’t seem to give her a proper bath. Giving her a bath is somewhat frustrating since she has like 110% of energy all the time. But then, I finally got the hang of it.

I don’t know if it would work on other toy dogs but Jessie loves it when I scratch her tummy. When I do this, she pauses and let’s me handle her and give her a proper bath. It was a pretty trick if I may say because technically, she loves it when I give her a bath.

Now that I found her spot, I can give her a good bath. When giving your dog a bath, make it a point that you DO NOT give her a human shampoo. Apply a dog shampoo and use dog soap. The things that we use are not designed for their skin which may cause a lot of irritations on their part.


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